What?

I do NOT get forgetful when I drink. Whatever gave you that idea?

Many Thanks to It Is Not Safe Here

Huhwell, Dude, You Bet

If the prospect of feces decorating the head of your cock excites you...


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Fish-Fly, Door-knob Me Not

The Horse, Radish, is quite nice on the double-teat twins' lingerie. They are curious about the large housewife-hand that threatens to slap them with a fine for lacking cerebrums. But, they worry not, for their breasts are the highlight of the brainless talliwag squirting ceremonies.


Via Random Index

No Need To Be Alarmed

It's just Trudy practicing trumpet again. In her mid-century modern living room. In her underwear. Serenading the ottoman. 


Via Tack-O-Rama

Mommy, What Did You Do On Your Summer Vacation?

Just hung out with some girl friends of mine.


Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

I Have The Strangest Feeling

...that I've forgotten something.


Much Obliged to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Nice One Of Jean

I believe this is a photo of Jean Harlow that has the most modern (in the "up-to-date" sense) feel to it of all those I have seen.  First of all, she is in great shape at the taking of the photo. Secondly, the slip she is wearing is less of a 1930s style and more of a timeless design which would fit well in today's high-hemline-accommodating versions. I like the way it fits around the bust area and the modest exposure of cleavage. Also, the heels are not the typically clunky types usually seen in fashion photos from the era.


Very nice, somewhat anachronistic, pic, indeed.


From The Bounty That Is It's Not Safe Here

Rockabilly Graveyard Blowout

Conrad, Betsy, and Justine were hot for some cemetery ballin' action, so they took Ugly 13 to Heavenly Acres, blasted the radio, brought out the corn liquor, and danced their fool heads off. Conrad felt moved to masturbate onto the grave of Beauchance Harquar, Esq., founder of the local burg.


Eternally Grateful to Aliens and Ice Cream

I Know

Everybody says the same thing: "Gosh, they're a lot bigger than they look in the brassiere."


Courtesy of Wicked Knickers

The Mothers We Never Knew

Oh, yes, don't think they didn't know how to be deliciously naughty.


From The Glory of Wicked Knickers

Ja, I'm A Little Feller

but for the Pulchritude Queen you are, Meine Liebe, I carry a very large and warm scepter.


Via Bikini Machines

I Did It Again

Britney had slipped into another altered state in which she imagined she was in a nude photo shoot for Victorian Brothel magazine. She was totally unaware for a full hour that she was sitting in the parking lot of a Walgreen's at 1:00 am.


Many Thanks to Bohemea

Shit!

Why do you fuckers always show up when I'm down to my knickers?!


Muchos Gracias a Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Aw, It Went All Limpy

So, how do ya like my old-lady lingerie, Sport?


Source: Bohemea

Admit It

You wish this was "scratch 'n sniff".


Via Hoodoo That Voodoo

Oh, Profuse Apologies, Sir

Oh, I am frightfully embarrassed, but this puppy has attacked my slip, and I will have to bend down to shoo his away, and to rearrange myself. In doing so, more of my breasts will be exposed, and I am very sorry about the way that will make you feel. You may turn away if it is too much for you.


Or you can come over and take things into your own hands.


Via Aliens and Ice Cream

If I Don't Give Them A Chance To See Out, They Get Itchy

"What? What's wrong with your coffee? You haven't touched it."


Another Great Image Copied From Sloth Unleashed

Cover Up, Baby

Stockings: the curious case where putting something on is sexier than not.


Thanks a Lot, Sloth Unleashed

Bizarre Advertising Never Dies

I dreamed I was cast in a David Lynch film production -- in my Maidenform bra(with matching girdle)!

Via Sloth Unleashed

Like A Sundae Without The Cherry

Fiorucci, maker of fine brassieres for the nipple-less.

 Thanks to Chateau Thombeau