"And their toileting habits are just not to be believed!"
Eternally Grateful to Lushlight
Svankvanda Bulka rolled out her latest autobiographical software at SoftCon last night. The eccentric (and brilliant) software engineer incorporates bizarre narrative, excruciatingly intimate details, and pornographic elements, and a graphic style that appeals to everyone (including your grandmother) into a package that both entertains and educates. "Pony Love" is expected to see sales into the billions.
Klept From It's Not Safe Here
Eugenie was as unique as her style. She believed in UFOs and Shangri-La. She watched no television, but instead read the Great Books. She fancied herself a vegetarian, but was known to indulge in a porterhouse every once in awhile. She got her clothes from Beverly Hills thrift shops, and was constantly trying to pick up guys at the local seminary. She gave the little cottage she picked up for a song a beaten earth floor and eschewed chairs for tuffets instead. Instead of drugs, she liked to alter her consciousness by repeatedly striking a huge standing tuning fork that she would sit with her back against. She would write long letters to Krishnamurti, which, of course, went unanswered, but that did not deter her.
A very interesting and unique young woman indeed.
Courtesy of Peach Bee
