Nightmare Model D-03

This one is popular with tweens.


From The Bounty That Is An Exquisite Paradox

Hey, Stoopid!

Don't ya have the sense to take the wrapper off of your snack before you eat it?


Sheesh. 'sno wonder you're extinct!


Eternally Grateful to Monster Crazy

I Guess Because It's So Big

The kids at school called Dwayne "Dinosaur Brain". He was too stupid to be offended.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Can We Go There, Mommy?

Thanks Very Much, Grottu Orloff's Pad!

My Most Favorite "The Far Side" Cartoon

It was on the refrigerator door for ages.


Snatched from Teen Humor