Mommy, I Learned A New Word At School

That's very nice, Dear. But I would have thought they had taught you "cunnilingus" or "vulva" or something equally sophisticated by now.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Hello, I'm Ms. Crudpumpkin.

"Kakamamee is doing so well. She can say her ABCs all the way through and counts up to 10. I just know that she will easily master the 4th grade curriculum next year, Ms. Tweedle."


Muchas Gracias a Poorly Dressed People