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Quotations R Us

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

                                                             -- Unknown

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Quotations R Us

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.                               --Redd Foxx 

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Quotations R Us

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.                                                               --unknown             

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Quotations R Us

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

                                      -- George Bernard Shaw          

It seems that George's remark was very timeless indeed.

Quotations R Us

  In Mexico, we have a word for sushi:  Bait.

                                                     --Jose Simon

 

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