...held off the enemy agents while Plethora Pudenda turned cartwheels to staunch her anxiety over being pinned down in the copse.
Many Thanks to Astral Eyes
...wandering the neighborhood in a disoriented state, repeating the day's NORAD callword over and over.
Grates to It's Not Safe Here
You will be called upon to do tasks which will further our goals: Increasing worldwide consumption of Havarti cheese, destruction of the Pyramids, and defacing Amtrak posters everywhere. Your rewards will be great, your accolades many. Each of you will receive a complimentary Red Prada Eggplant hooded parka and free parking at all Bizarre Bazaars.
Another Great Steal from Atompunk
Standard issue for all Anti-VEGAN (Various Evil Guys Against Normality) agents, the M-32 attache case comes filled with a variety of meats to combat the VEGAN enemy. A miniature refrigeration unit powered by lithium batteries keeps the carnal contents fresh so that an agent can deploy any of the meat weapons with assurance.
Courtesy of Sex Dog
