Especially

...your fat, juicy schwannstucke, Vern.


Many Thanks to Farbor Sid

You're Just In Time

I was just fryin' up some sushi.


Muchas Gracias a Medicinals

Actually, I Do My Best Cooking In The Bedroom

Schwinggg!


(The freaking amazing Betty Brosmer)


Swiped From Hoodoo That Voodoo

Man, Whatsamatta Wit You, Complainin'???

But. Kevin, I like cooking in the nude.


Much Obliged to Retrozone

The Reason You Never Saw Julia Child Do Calamari

Source: Sloth Unleashed