Don't Get Too Excited, Dude

One look at you and she'll be off to find another sucker.


(BTW, why did you bother to clothe her?)


Much Obliged to Retrogasm

Don't Screw With Me, Sonny

"I'm a professional."


Image Courtesy of La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

You Fugitive From A Babylonian Brothel!

"I cannot believe this treachery from my own sister!"
"You know not what you are saying, you suckling. I have not touched your husband."
"Then why does he take a picture of you naked of veil to the water closet with him?"
"I don't know. Perhaps he likes the paper for his ablutions."
"You harlot! He is not shitting in the closet with your picture. The Prophet was wise when he prohibited graven images! Now see how you enjoy drowning!"
"You sad goat -- in 2 feet of water?!"


Many Thanks to Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

Yes, Within

...this bulky, frumpy cloth bag is beautiful, ivory, plush flesh in the most expansive, luscious form imaginable. Revealed to you now as it is, you can no longer deny my feminine charm. You are drawn, as in a trance, to the sweet carnal realness of me.


Another Great Steal From Sloth Unleashed

If They Did

"...there would be a hell of a lot more homosexuals."


Much Obliged to It's Not Safe Here

Dammit, We're Girls!

Charlene, and her pet, Toodles, were proud of their femininity, and not afraid to look like the females they were. 


Many Thanks to Mira y Calla

Oh, Yeah, Ralph?

You go for a day with a couple of 7-pound bags attached to your chest, and see how you like it.


Courtesy of Life on Mars

Don't You Believe Those Broads

It's clear that size does matter.


Courtesy of Tofutti Break

Style?

Baby, I have style to burn.


Many Thanks to My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

Picnic For The Fashion Harpies

There they were. Crychpa, Marfanta, and Sturpina. The three most stylish girls at the school. Or so they imagined, at least. They were absolutely in love with each other, with the idea of being in love with each other, and with wearing the most altmodisch of apparel. They would rather shit down some guy's throat than have his penis inside of them. They bicycled to the park to eat homentashn and drink Heinekens, to tease each other, and, if possible, to frustrate some young men. For their vanity, they would never be punished, until they were old and juiceless.






Courtesy of Mlle Ghoul's Fairy Tales From The Shadows

Larry Was Ready This Time

The last time he watched a tearjerker with Cyndy, he nearly drowned.


Courtesy of Happenstance

Barney Hits The Road

That was it. The last reason to keep that smelly, nasty man around. Thank you, Del Monte!


Many Thanks to The Mad Vortex

Time For A New Girlfriend

This time, don't get a treehugger. (Even if she does have great tits)


Thanks to My Suppler for This Kinda Stuff, Mustardy Yellow Aura

Oh, Right On, Ruth

Evidently, women aren't standing much with Planned Parenthood, as the rate of unplanned pregnancies (and abortions) have soared over the years.


Check into the origins of Planned Parenthood and you will find it part and parcel of the Eugenics movement, intent on staunching the proliferation of the "black and yellow perils" and "inferior genetic strains".


Thanks to Mustardy Yellow Aura