Now There's A Scientific Study

I can get behind!


Many Thanks to Retrogasm

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Oh, wait. I guess you can.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Sally Eponymously Located

Sally Fields making a crop circle.


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

I Won't Be A Porn Star Forever

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ms. Shelley Long!


Many Thanks to You're Horrible

Momma Mia

Photographed by Yul Brenner.


Many Thanks to Susi-A

Dose Lips

Ladies and Gentlemen: Miss Hayley Mills.


Happily Pillaged from Sloth Unleashed

I Think You've Made A Mistake, Sweetie

"None of us would have ordered a banana split. We're all gay."


Many Thanks to Vintage Everyday

Yeah, So What?

I can just imagine Buddy Hackett's attitude towards having been arrested in Las Vegas.


Via Sloth Unleashed

Joey, I Always Knew You Had A Fabulous Body

And, for once, here is some graphic proof.


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

Picture of Elvis Presley and Larry Domasin Riding A Bike

Who the fuck is Elvis Presley?


Via Lushlight

They Call Me Marty

"Why?"


Grazie a Fuck Yeah Dementia!

Now, Be Honest

Don't I look just like Janeane Garofolo?


Swiped From Fuck Yeah Dementia!

Vanity's A Bitch, Heather

So is bad plastic surgery.


Many Thanks to Helen Lawson's Litter Box

That's What I'm Talkin' About

Allison Hayes in a push-up. Mercy!


Nicked From Hoodoo That Voodoo

Your Wish Is Granted, Rue

Grazie a A 1000 Broken Dreams

Nice One Of Jean

I believe this is a photo of Jean Harlow that has the most modern (in the "up-to-date" sense) feel to it of all those I have seen.  First of all, she is in great shape at the taking of the photo. Secondly, the slip she is wearing is less of a 1930s style and more of a timeless design which would fit well in today's high-hemline-accommodating versions. I like the way it fits around the bust area and the modest exposure of cleavage. Also, the heels are not the typically clunky types usually seen in fashion photos from the era.


Very nice, somewhat anachronistic, pic, indeed.


From The Bounty That Is It's Not Safe Here

Hey, Audrey

Where'd ya pick up the vampire?


Courtesy of Retrophile's Oasis

The New Pinnacle In Lame

Giving the extended observation of drying paint a run for its money.


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That's For You

Porter Wagoner.


Nicked From It's Not Safe Here

Miss Anita Page

I first saw Anita Page in her starring role in "Broadway Melody of 1929", the first real talkie musical. Just fell in love with the character she played, and the way she looked. So incredibly cute, and her appeal could not be diminished by the creaky fashion of that time. Nothing illustrates the timeless quality of her beauty better than this photo. I didn't recognize her -- but looking closely it is clear it is Anita. Gorgeous lady.


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