Back Off

"Hey, we found a car. Nobody in it. It's ours now. We've staked our claim. Don't try to take it from us."

From my Facebook page, The Hell You Say

The Best Wedding Gift Ever!

Thank you so much for the maid, Honey! Breakfast ready soon, Josefina?

Many Thanks to Tack-O-Rama

Happy Now, Tree?

Klept From Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

Looks Good On You

Not just saying that, either, Dude. Quite becoming.


Much Obliged to Random Index

Dwight Wasn't Getting The Concept That Day

He didn't seem to understand that the planes shooting at him were enemies.


Via Days Run Away

Good As Is

Grates to Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

The Opening Scene

From Signe Hasso's 1964 avant garde film "This Movie Is Watching You", starring a cast of unknowns and one dead tree sloth.


Happily Pillaged From Tack-O-Rama

Tapered For Easy Insertion

Isaly's Petroleum Suppositories, tapered and chilled for easy insertion, with free insertion tool. Hans Liederhosen says "Ja, give your sphincter a treat. Give it an Isaly's!"


They're whipped for your comfort.


Via Tack-O-Rama

Coming Your Way

The perfect post card for you.


Can't Get Enough of Mitten Drinnen

How Could These Damn Things Ever Have Worked?

In every damn picture I have seen of them, they have these big gaping holes in them. 


Much Obliged to Atompunk

This One's Effing Good As Is

Much Obliged to I'll Tumblr For Ya

Outrageous

Who would be so crass as to make urinals in the shape of a Muslim woman in hijab.


Many Thanks to It's Not Safe Here

OK, Lady

Now, let's see ya change from beast back to beauty, alright?


Cheerfully Pillaged From Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Hi Ho The Dairy Oh

Flossie got up at 5 every morning to go out and milk the humans.


Eternally Grateful to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

Look What I Drawed

Clark held it up to the sky. "See, it look just like the real clouds!"


Much Obliged to Eat My Crayola

Oh, And By The Way

"Some of the patients may actually seem quite balanced, but these are the ones that are particularly deluded. For instance, Mr. Hillenkotter in lockup room #15. He is psychotically fixed upon being not only a psychiatrist, but the head of this institution. Do not encourage his delusions, Nurse..."


Many Thanks to It's Not Safe Here

Crime Wave

That year, there had been a sharp increase in incidents where society debutantes assaulted and snatched purses from residents of the predominantly gay neighborhood.


Grates to It's Not Safe Here

If I Were You, Mister

"..., I would tread carefully. I am 14 years old this last month."


Grates to My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

I Could See Her In The Vanity Mirrorlet

She was naked, her torso exposed as her lovely legs hid beneath a throw. I could smell the fragrances wafting from the containers on her vanity table, and it was getting quite warm in the room. Her repose beckoned to me, and even though I thought her expression not so inviting, my libido was urging me on. 


As I approached, her expression changed to the most salacious and seductive smile I have ever seen upon the face of any woman. 


All of a sudden, it was very difficult indeed to walk.


But walk I did.


Via Bits & Bites

It's Not What You Think

Iranian donkey-lifting device.


Thanks to Bezembinder's Illustrated Links