Hot Stuff

What Tim and Pete didn't realize was that Chummy was showing them this dirty book so that he could observe the effect that their erections had on the flies of their pants.

Many thanks to Novocaine Lipstick

The Problem

...with hiring gay bellboys.


Increased wardrobe thefts.


Nicked From Tack-O-Rama

Everyone Here Who's Gay

Raise your hand.


Many Thanks to It Is Not Safe Here

Obnoxiousness Of The First Order (Let's Turn It Around)

My Straight Son May Not Go Down In History--
    But He'll Go Down On Your Girlfriend!


Never mind -- she'd be proud of that, too.


Eternally Grateful to A 1000 Broken Dreams

I Think You've Made A Mistake, Sweetie

"None of us would have ordered a banana split. We're all gay."


Many Thanks to Vintage Everyday

Girlfriend, This Is The Funnest Bunch!

"Really, we should bring them home with us, break out the cha-cha records and put a fondue on. Ya know, LiLi is studying anthropology at the University and has some wild stories about South American indian tribes. And Irving is in charge of the computer department at BBDC's New York City branch. Did you know that he believes that we will all have a computer in our home in the future? Oh, and that Ingrid, is she ever a naughty thing. Really, Priscilla, these are my kinda folks, and I insist we have them in. C'mon, the day is young, Darling."


Much Obliged to Lethal Dose

But Not Young Truman

Capote, of course.


Nicked From La Soledad Del Disenador de Fondo

Biblical Truths

Yuh, you know I've noticed that about homosexuals. They really have trouble simply locating a door if they're the least bit upset. 
  
But the nearest male asshole. That's a whole different scenario.


(I'm KID-DING, people!)


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Uh, Peter?

"Are you sure you aren't gay?"


Many Thanks to Retrophile's Oasis

Crime Wave

That year, there had been a sharp increase in incidents where society debutantes assaulted and snatched purses from residents of the predominantly gay neighborhood.


Grates to It's Not Safe Here

Don't Let My Boyish Good Looks Fool You, Ms. Farquar

"I don't have the slightest romantic interest in men." 


Via Sloth Unleashed

And He Fairly Spat The Words At Me

"You know nothing about ferns."


Source: Luna Pancake!

GQ My Ass!

Oh, wait...


Via Bohemea

Saint Geewillikuz

 The patron saint of fairies. 


No, not that kind of fairy.


Grazie a Mira y Calla

Don't Ask Me Why

But this little character brings to my mind Harvey Fierstein. I mean I can hear him, as he runs excitedly about, yelling "For God's sake, you people, what is the matter with you. In 10 minutes, Elaine Stritch is being interviewed by Piers Morgan on the TV. Jimi, rush down to Stanislav's and get me a couple of cinnamon-raisin bagels and an upside-down capuccino. Hurry, hurry. Now, everyone, DO NOT disturb me for the next hour or you will wake up tomorrow missing something round from your body. Yes, that means you, too, Cherise. Skidoo you!"


Now, am I wrong?


Many Thanks to Mira y Calla

The Dirty Little Secret

Andy Warhol never discouraged the impression in the media that he was gay, but his models knew the truth. Every once in awhile, even when out in the public eye, Andy could not resist goosing whoever was handy. Whoever this particular young lady is, she was clearly not expecting it.


Another Wonderful Cop From Retrozone

E.T. Comes Out Of The Closet

He really took a liking to cross-dressing, too.


Muchas Gracias a Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

Let's Not Be Too Hasty

--"Peasant, you may be too beautiful to be dispatched without a thought."
--"Then, my petty tyrant, while you are thinking, I shall relieve you of your balls."


Via My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

Pillars of the Community

Chippie and Schmendrick were icons of San Francisco's Gay Community. They believed and practiced that in-your-face flamboyance that was so popular at the time. All the "girls" were thrilled when the couple was asked to join the President's Council On Glamour and Effeteness, in positions which paid little, but which accrued massive "progressive credits" for the community.


Everybody nearly died from the leg-tingling.


Courtesy of Luna Pancake

Maybe You Could Find A Nice Girl

"After all, you're the best fag hag a guy could ever hope to have!"


Much Obliged to It's Not Safe Here