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No matter how you turn it, this is one ugly behemoth.
Courtesy of Luna Pancake!
When your dog is the cutest thing in the picture.
Happily Pillaged From Luna Pancake!
Porter knew he had gone too far with his drinking when he started hallucinating Nancy Kulp on his liquor bottles instead of Jayne Mansfield.
Happily Pillaged From Tofutti Break
Some day my prince will come.
Eternally Grateful to Tofutti Break
Now, let's see ya change from beast back to beauty, alright?
Cheerfully Pillaged From Grottu Orloff's Pad!
The Qualbiggiuses were strange looking, to say the least. But they never ever acted as if it bothered them or registered that they looked any different from the rest of us. They were completely innocent of vanity, and both very kind and very happy. Nevertheless they were shunned by all but the most tolerant people, who all counted themselves fortunate to have become friends with the couple.
However, their pet Poison Dart frog was a different matter.
Courtesy of Trixie Treats
Oh, hi, gang. Say, how do you like my new septum horn? I decided against a tattoo because with a tattoo, you have no option to display or not. With this piece, I can take it out and put it in whenever I want to. See?
Oh, I'm still bleeding a bit. Hope that doesn't gross you out.
Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality
and had to come out and see what goin' on. I was jus' gettin' ready to go out, and yellin' at my boy frien' Vinnie "Hey, Vinnie, somethin' goin' down out in the parking lot, I hear screamin' and hollerin'". So I come out and it was those damn Lyndhurst teen babies flash mobbing. I chased them off by tellin' them I was gonna call the Jehovah's Witnesses on they asses.
Source: You Can't Piss On Hospitality
...don't EVER go out without yer make up on.
Much Obliged to You Can't Piss On Hospitality
A picture of your cholostomy stoma, Hon'.
Kissy, kissy.
Nicked From You Can't Piss On Hospitality
Please reach down and yank my eyes from their sockets so that I may never see these fish-stinking skanks again.
Can't Ever Get Enough of You Can't Piss On Hospitality
Some Normals had ambushed and captured Shridumga. They didn't know that she was the princep of TarQuardnuu tribe and could command a lordly ransom. They were probably just happy to come upon someone who they could force to tell about the layout of the tribal camp. However, they also were ignorant of her mutant ability, that of deadly gaseous queefing, severe enough to cause a man's face to dissolve.
She would bide her time and wait til a sufficent number of them were with her in a small space.
Eternally Grateful to You Can't Piss On Hospitality
Penny made one of her infrequent trips to the mirror.
Many Thanks to Sex Dog
