Hi There

I think you may be lost. You've stumbled into my bathroom. I was just admiring myself in the steamed up mirror. Please leave or I will have to kill you.


Courtesy of Bleeding Brains

The Pressure Got To Me

"Yeah, Fucker, I took the hands off the clock. Just try to make me put 'em back on."


Image Courtesy of Luna Pancake!

A Million Dollars, Muthafuckas

Or I start takin' down skyscrapers.


Klept From Tack-O-Rama

The Gong Show, Uncensored

Much Obliged to I'll Tumblr For Ya

One Step Closer, Fucker

...and I'm unleashing "Inna-Gada-Da-Vida" on yer ass.


Via Bread Came Sliced

Embittered Old Has-Been, Am I?

"This is my ball-busting outfit. When I finish my Rolling Rock, I am going to give you a personal demonstration of my technique."


From The Bounty That Is La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

Psst! Polly!

"If you don't ease up with the claws there, yer gonna be tonight's dinner."


Grazie a Everlsting Blort

He Wouldn't Meet My Gaze

"No, there's a very good reason why this chapel is locked up. But it isn't this padlock that keeps the monster within imprisoned. It is the spell cast by the most powerful shaman in the territory. Otherwise, it would eat this door for an appetizer and make you and me the main course."


Via Cosmic Dust

You're Too Late, Dude

Marilyn Manson was here last week, and look at the mess he left.


Grazie a You Can't Piss On Hospitality