What The -- ?!?

These "bitches" look like human beings to me. Well, they're naked as dogs, but, still...


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Now, Be Honest

Don't I look just like Janeane Garofolo?


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Why, Yes, Didn't You Know?

I read French, and actually, I speak it fluently. Tres awesome, n'est-ce pas?

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You Were Expecting

...Inspector Clouseau?


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You Dare To Defy Me?

I am Druzefina, the Feline UberDiva. I have the intelligence of one of yours of I.Q. 180. I have been surgically altered to be able to speak, and I am fluent in 10 languages. It is my intention to rule this world of humans and to make my brothers and sisters the dominant species. 


You will do as I say, or you will experience firsthand having your eyes shredded by the claws of a diva.


Courtesy of Trash

You Heard Me

"No Wire Hangers!"


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Since My Dear Wife Has Called To My Attention That

...the last several posts have been "disgusting", I am posting this in hopes of adding some balance.


Enjoy.


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Why, Oh, Why, Did I Invite You To Tea?

Ernestine had caught Dorgerford trying to get an upskirt.


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitatlity

If You Warmlanders Don't Want Any Trouble

You'll play nice and hand over all yer bitches.


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