The Blitzkrieg Siphoner Strikes Again

A rare photo of the drink pilferer.


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Crime Wave

That year, there had been a sharp increase in incidents where society debutantes assaulted and snatched purses from residents of the predominantly gay neighborhood.


Grates to It's Not Safe Here

When Evil Plans Backfire

They found Fifi the next day prostrate on the floor, mirror and lipstick applicator lodged beneath her decomposing corpse.


Source: It's Not Safe Here

Gross Stupidity Created This Mindset

Like saying vaginas created rape.


More Marxist bullshit.


Thanks to Mustardy Yellow Aura

It's Not What You Think

Judy was always ecstatic right before a pinch. As she hugged Tim, she felt the logistics of it all fall into place. She ran her hands down his back to pants-pocket level. And as she felt his inseam swell, she plucked his fat wallet like the professional she was, then slipped it into one of the pockets she had sewn into her skirt.

Via: Retrogasm