Oh, Pardon Me, Hon'

I see yer dance card be full.


I Will Never Be Able To Repay You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Royalty Of Africa

In a time of dictatorships masquerading as democracies, the state of Pomogo is a breath of fresh air. Here we see the head of state for the little principality, Prince Maldi-J, who rules with an iron hand, and requires all his subjects buy his rap music CDs. He is fabulously rich from the yields of gold ore from the Smurf mines. He is also believed to have ties to the Church of the SubGenius and Insane Clown Posse.


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

It's Buttah

"All I know is I got the Imperial in the deluxe tub, you know with the gold filigree, and I spread a pad on my pumpernickel. Boom, I get this!"

Many thanks to Retrogasm