Oh, Richard

"What am I wearing? Well, it's a weird little number, with one of those old Fifties pattern tops accented at the waist with an Eagle scout belt. I'm drinking a milk shake that I made myself. I'm talking to you on this ancient rotary dial telephone sitting on a decidedly distressed and dusty bureau. What else can I say, Dear, I'm a long ways from 'Who's Afraid...'. You should see the look in my eyes. So dead, so bored. Hiding all my savage ambition. Have you been drinking again, you naughty boy?"


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