Calm The Beasties

"When my little Troglo trends toward brat state, I nip it in the bud with new Kiddex tranquilizing spray drink. A couple of squirts into his mouth and he is as mellow as Olivia Newton-John in her hot tub. He just lays around and watches Earth Burst Baby Power Hour on the TV, and I can neglect my housework and retire to the bedroom for some hot masturbatory action. Thanks, Kiddex!"


Eternally Grateful to Everlasting Blort