Now Yer Gonna Get It, Ma and Pa

Johnnie was an evil young prat. Always looking for ways to torment his parents, who dared to try to discipline him, he came up with a heinous little plan. The day of the fishing trip he got up before everybody else in the house and scarfed down a huge can of pork and beans. He knew they would be in their large but stuffy Hudson half the day getting to the lake, and he had such a delicate digestive system prone to generating large amounts of noxious gas.


Many Thanks to Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of Awesome!