Oh, Profuse Apologies, Sir

Oh, I am frightfully embarrassed, but this puppy has attacked my slip, and I will have to bend down to shoo his away, and to rearrange myself. In doing so, more of my breasts will be exposed, and I am very sorry about the way that will make you feel. You may turn away if it is too much for you.


Or you can come over and take things into your own hands.


Via Aliens and Ice Cream