tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85740125637537388642024-03-05T06:29:15.368-06:00Hot Buttered Groat ClustersA feast of popular culture eclectica, easy to digest, every bit as tasty going in, as coming out.Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.comBlogger2221125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-33649639302642282392017-06-20T10:13:00.003-05:002017-06-20T10:13:31.490-05:00T.M.I., Mom!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>This one ain't messin' around. Gettin' down, gettin' nasty.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Barney Rubble was still in her future, and Betty was young and restless.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>And hot, hot, hot!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://eyeofthehellhound.tumblr.com/">Eye of the Hellhound</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-28199715163318590662017-06-18T16:14:00.002-05:002017-06-18T16:14:15.376-05:00Having A Bad Year<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Seaman Zarpa had made it his personal mission to resist all female buttocks.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>But, by the time he tore open the domicile of Sheely Mangina just to get a look at her half-exposed ass, he was 13-0 in his fight against fanny. And fanny was winning.</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://musselsoppansvanner.blogspot.com/">Musselsoppans Vanner</a></span></i>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-55318915485341168992017-06-18T14:25:00.000-05:002017-06-18T14:25:09.835-05:00Is this Bad, Or What?!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Turns out, after Claire's answering of the personal ad from a "devotee of Ancient Egypt", the actual tryst did not quite live up to her expectations.</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nicked from <a href="http://humanityistrash.tumblr.com/">Humanity Is Tras</a></span></i><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="http://humanityistrash.tumblr.com/">Humanity Is Trash</a></span></i>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-59353638297403391392017-06-18T09:39:00.001-05:002017-06-18T09:39:23.170-05:00Man, I'm Jonesin'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>...for some Pilsner Korv. Make it a Bullens!</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pillaged from <a href="http://musselsoppansvanner.blogspot.com/">Musselsoppans Vanner</a></span></i>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-49566490651003504222017-06-18T07:51:00.003-05:002017-06-18T07:51:50.725-05:00Dogs, Absolutely Honest<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>This slip of a thing is nothing but pure, orgasmic trouble.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://eyeofthehellhound.tumblr.com/">Eye of the Hellhound</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-38047645443520060152017-06-17T15:38:00.003-05:002017-06-17T15:38:54.580-05:00Naughty Snow White<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>"Oh, you little fuckers. Oh, you're so good with those little hands. Babies, babies."</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Much Obliged to <a href="http://novocainelipstick.tumblr.com/">Novocaine Lipstick</a></span></i>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-79242434757525215102017-06-17T13:39:00.001-05:002017-06-17T13:39:27.485-05:00Hot Stuff<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>What Tim and Pete didn't realize was that Chummy was showing them this dirty book so that he could observe the effect that their erections had on the flies of their pants.</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://novocainelipstick.tumblr.com/">Novocaine Lipstick</a></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Mommy, it followed me home. Can I keep it. Please!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://eyeofthehellhound.tumblr.com/">Eye of the Hellhound</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-59347566348205233272017-06-17T12:22:00.000-05:002017-06-17T12:22:28.833-05:00This Man Knows<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>...what Evil is.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Stool Rock band Dirty Midget! No! No! Well drinks, $2. Doors open 7:00 pm.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Management will not be responsible for offenses to olfactory senses.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Stolen from <a href="http://humanityistrash.tumblr.com/">Humanity Is Trash</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-24865724124332930152017-06-17T10:48:00.000-05:002017-06-17T10:48:19.367-05:00This Is<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>...just too damn cute not to post.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nicked from <a href="http://novocainelipstick.tumblr.com/">Novocaine Lipstick</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-65038594223937715272017-06-17T10:23:00.002-05:002017-06-17T10:23:28.528-05:00Can We Possibly Get More Stupid?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>God, I hate the cartoons today.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Oh, except for Rick and Morty!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pillaged from<a href="http://novocainelipstick.tumblr.com/"> Novocaine Lipstick</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-38292404216438368132017-06-17T10:17:00.003-05:002017-06-17T10:17:59.492-05:00What Can I Expect On Hot Buttered Groat Clusters?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>This is obviously a photo taken recently with a retro theme.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>And the girl is certainly attractive.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>But the real beauty is this restored 1955 T-Bird.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Gorgeous!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://vintagegeekculture.tumblr.com/">Vintage Geek Culture</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-83135913709328309602017-06-16T19:06:00.004-05:002017-06-16T19:06:41.307-05:00Looks Like 80s Animation To Me<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><i>Pretty cool stuff.</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many thanks to <a href="http://vintagegeekculture.tumblr.com/">Vintage Geek Culture</a></span></i>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-85185230913498075462017-06-16T17:34:00.000-05:002017-06-16T17:34:14.276-05:00Helen, Baby<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>I think it is safe to say that a nipple is a small thing. And the outline of the stem of Helen's nipples is rather subtle, but for young men and post-pubescent boys of the time, the impact of seeing this depiction had to have been enormous.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Yeah, you know that this is one of the situations that drove Bell Telephone research scientists onward toward a videophone.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>I like posting things that are clearly impossible and unbelievable.</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nicked from <a href="http://cyranohs.tumblr.com/">Dubas</a></span></i>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-8490017523689657492017-06-16T09:46:00.003-05:002017-06-16T09:46:54.693-05:00Death Had Met His Match<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>Death had come for Polly, and Polly was happier than a pig in shit. She tried to get Death to join her in a celebration drink. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>But the Death Angel was just flummoxed by the girl's lack of dread.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ripped off from <a href="http://ghastlydelights.tumblr.com/">Ghastly Delights</a></span>Squashpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05926183412492112913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8574012563753738864.post-30718402799288487282017-06-16T08:58:00.000-05:002017-06-16T08:58:17.933-05:00I Got Chappy Here<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>"...because he reminds me of you so much. Uh, well, he reminds me of a PART of you, that is."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>I am thinking this is from "Some Like It Hot". I think the wardrobe folks cut the sheerness in the neckline absolutely as close to nipples as possible. Even without those darling spigots, the fullness of Marilyn's breasts is exhilarating.</i></span><br />
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