and had to come out and see what goin' on. I was jus' gettin' ready to go out, and yellin' at my boy frien' Vinnie "Hey, Vinnie, somethin' goin' down out in the parking lot, I hear screamin' and hollerin'". So I come out and it was those damn Lyndhurst teen babies flash mobbing. I chased them off by tellin' them I was gonna call the Jehovah's Witnesses on they asses.
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