These Are Our Demands, Earthlings

You will surrender your most fecund Earth women to us and then allow our ambassadors to occupy the stomachs of those who you deem the most powerful among your kind.  From those bases, we will command your leaders to deeds which will further the glorious objectives of our planet Eclarium.


We will infiltrate the stomachs in our own fashion, and warn you not to attempt to help by engaging us with that disgusting and harmful process you call "eating". 


We have warned you.


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