In Her Cups

Marge (slurring): "Helen, have you put the kids to bed, yet? Well, send the little fuckers to bed, so we can start having some adult fun here. Damn it, I love your kids, but we gotta blow off some steam, and they will just get in the way. Did you put a TV set in their room like I suggested? Well, send them to their rooms to watch Nightmare Theater. Get their little asses out of here and pour me some more sherry -- oh, hell, no, you got any Colt 45?"


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality