I am here to shake up your moribund little world. Come here, so I can suck your nose. I have a flask of Bruichladdich 40 and 12,000 Euros. I want you to tell me that I am the wildest thing you've seen since King Kong. I want to redirect your circulation south. I don't care what pitiful gender you think you are.
I am Suzanne the Harlequin.
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