Don't Ask Me Why

But this little character brings to my mind Harvey Fierstein. I mean I can hear him, as he runs excitedly about, yelling "For God's sake, you people, what is the matter with you. In 10 minutes, Elaine Stritch is being interviewed by Piers Morgan on the TV. Jimi, rush down to Stanislav's and get me a couple of cinnamon-raisin bagels and an upside-down capuccino. Hurry, hurry. Now, everyone, DO NOT disturb me for the next hour or you will wake up tomorrow missing something round from your body. Yes, that means you, too, Cherise. Skidoo you!"


Now, am I wrong?


Many Thanks to Mira y Calla