Baron Strankhausen was a real pro at entertaining the young vampirettes he would invite to the castle, but he was so taken with Vladmina, that he pulled out all the stops.
"Vladdie, my sweet, I have had this in the blood vault for a century now. It is the forearm and hand of Sir Francis Bacon, and it's nectar is as fine a vintage as you will find anywhere. Please accept this with my compliments."
Vladmina was flattered to say the least.
Courtesy of Cocotazo