I am Druzefina, the Feline UberDiva. I have the intelligence of one of yours of I.Q. 180. I have been surgically altered to be able to speak, and I am fluent in 10 languages. It is my intention to rule this world of humans and to make my brothers and sisters the dominant species.
You will do as I say, or you will experience firsthand having your eyes shredded by the claws of a diva.
Courtesy of Trash