Shalbrinna and Zozz Edmunds want to send a message to Markesans of Marin County. "You are welcome in our lair anytime, but leave your Markesan attitude at the door. We dress the fool and we love it, and we don't want to hear any blaggard comments about it. And don't call me Shpug."
Much Obliged to You Can't Piss On Hospitality