Your lily-white, bare skin repulses me, Darling Worm. Please put on the black vinyl before I vomit upon you. The smell of you makes me want a pap smear, and the sweetness of your temperament makes me want to retch. If you do not come over here right now and pinch my breast hard, I will expectorate into your mouth as soon as I can jack it open. You pus-eating puppy dog.
From The Bounty That Is No, You Shut Up