Monday, January 30, 2012

Now, Let Us See, Western Devil

How shall we end your pathetic life? Shall we make you eat Egg Foo Yong laced with glass? Or should we give you a sulfuric acid enema? Or, yes, this will be good? We will shave your testicles and dye them orange, and insert them through a slot in a serving plate. Then we will allow a maiden, starved for days, to have access. The resemblance to kumquats will be so real to her desperate mind, that she will tear them from the plate and eat them without bothering to peel them. Lucky for you, Gaijin.

Via No, You Shut Up

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