Comes from the sources you would least expect it to issue from: the goofy, the clownish, the vintage musical, the juvenile burlesque of baggy pants, loudmouth hucksters, and women who look like your Aunt Minerva, but conceal fulsome secondary sexual characteristics.
Source: Retrozone
You were right! You catch a lot more lovefish with your tits out.
Source: Mira y Calla
I will be working my day job until later Saturday, so it is going to impact my posting.
I will post, but it will be just one or two a day rather than the abundance I have been able to publish of late.
Sorry.
Now get it the fuck outta my fileroom.
Thanks to Retrozone
But, I would like to believe it is from a live spook show, sometime in the late 40s maybe.
Anyway, I like to think it is. My little fantasy.
Via Retrozone
You really do expect me to stay out here!
Courtesy of Marco Folio
Nothing puts your man in the mood like your cranking up the theremin.
Many Thanks to Retrozone
From The Bounty That Is Retrozone
Ernie was waiting for the girl to come up with something he hadn't seen a million times. So far, he was unmoved.
Via Turhan's Bey Company
...make my butt look like it's been Photoshopped?
Many Thanks to Radioactive Lingerie
to have a room covered with this wallpaper?
Source: Turhan's Bey Company
And out of the looms of incomprehension and tastelessness came some incredibly ugly dresses. I have first-hand experience with this.
Courtesy of Sloth Unleashed
I'm wearing it.
Another Great Steal from Life On Mars
Yeah, Baby, gimme a big ole slice!
Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed
A demonstration of the process our corporation has developed for combating erectile dysfunction. We like to call it "Snap To", for short. Gentlemen in the audience, please don't be embarrassed if you should experience an erection.
Source: Fuck Yeah Dementia
"Darling, how did you get rid of the men?"
"I sent them off to a speakeasy on Turndahl. They won't be back for hours."
"Then we have plenty of pleasuring time?"
"Oh, dear, by the time we have to get ourselves together, you are going to be dishrag loose, and your sweet little pussy is going to be licked into total submission."
"Maddy, what did I do before I met you?"
"You settled for being plumbed by amateurs, my silly nymph."
Source: Sloth Unleashed
So nice of you to come.
Courtesy of Life on Mars
"Oh, shit. Uh, that's very nice. You aren't filming this, are you? Crigey, I just popped in for some matches.You, over there, with the camera. Yer not from the paper, are you? "
Another Great Cop From Fuck Yeah Dementia
The sexiest parts of these old roadshow movies were their posters. Seriously.
Acknowledgments to Life on Mars
This is the last God damned undercover job I do for you!
Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah Dementia
Yes, we caught up with our uber-jaunty-gaited fashion model at Squishy's Bar & Grill where she wowed the customers and staff with her stunningly elaborate labial folds. Because this is a family newspaper, this is the only photo of the accommodating fashion plate that we can publish.
Thank You, Fuck Yeah Dementia
The Emo, self-cannibalizing cow.
Stolen From Fuck Yeah Dementia
Siouxsie, Baby, you had me until you showed me yer almost-nonexistent nipples. I'm goin' home seeya.
From The Blessed Bounty of Life on Mars
Wayne wanted to know what it would be like to be an anatomically correct transsexual.
Once Again, Thanks to Fuck Yeah Dementia
Don't know why you're so interested in the bitches' butts. They don't smell very interesting to me.
Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah Dementia
Call the Police?
Eternally Grateful to Life on Mars
I think I'm gonna cry.
Via Fuck Yeah Dementia
Yeah, hang on. She's drip-drying her tits. I'll ask her.
Grates to Life on Mars
And he give you some soft-serve. Chocolate.
Muchos Gracias a Fuck Yeah Dementia
Just remind me how an Oreo tastes. Really put your creative writing skills into it. Puh-lease!!!
Via Bohemea
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME THERE!
Thanks Yet Again to Fuck Yeah Dementia
...Don't tell me you want to go out again.
Eternally Grateful to Fuck Yeah Dementia
You go for a day with a couple of 7-pound bags attached to your chest, and see how you like it.
Courtesy of Life on Mars
Day's looking up, sho nuff.
Borrowed From Fuck Yeah Dementia
It's too bad your package isn't as impressive.
Grazie a Fuck Yeah Dementia
Whoa!
From the Venerable Sex Dog
Made the mistake of installing it in the bedroom and every time I was about asleep, the damn thing would go off and wake me up.
Nicked from Sex Dog
Just figuring that out, Bud?
Source: Sex Dog
Australian Fairy Wren (note that it is tagged)
Nice Work, Luna Pancake!
Dammit, Kid, we aren't going on this trip without you.
Source: Fuck Yeah Dementia
Now that Erlene had mastered the gravy boat, she contemplated her next big challenge as she steered her way deftly through the Brown Gravy Tributary.
Via Fuck Yeah Dementia
This runny nose is killin' me.
Image Courtesy of Luna Pancake
Yer scarin' me, Dude.
From the Awesome Fuck Yeah Dementia
This is the naughtiest picture of Barbara Eden I have ever encountered, and all I gotta say is,
Yow.
Much Obliged to Life on Mars
Ya never seen a hermaphrodite?
Stolen from Fuck Yeah Dementia
...but yer hero's toast.
LOL!
Source: Fuck Yeah Dementia
May we play through?
God, You Gotta Love Fuck Yeah Dementia
Broccoli-Pops, Honey-Rice-Barley Pudding, and Green Tea. Yeah, that's what I've been looking forward to. Thanks, Mom.
Via Fuck Yeah Dementia
You're going to put me down because you can't stand the sight of me any more.
If you think I'll go quietly, you are wrong, Hoss.
Pilfered from Fuck Yeah Dementia
