I Am Considering Meta-Slicing Your Soul

My good friend, as a Timerabbi, I have the power to mince your spirit body and cast it across the Chi Universes. I will deliberate the matter over a snack break, during which I will consume this awesomely delicious Chang-cluster Sandwich, the same delicacy that the Buddha favored during his incarnation. 


I counsel you to be at peace until your fate is decided. 


Via Astronaut Or Not?