"...and I'm telling you, Honey, that if those charlies are for real, then I'll deed over my dear old mother's prolapsed uterus to you. And,believe me, Bubby, I don't part with that easily. So, come on, Shirley, and show these folks what you can do with the groceries. Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Yujestt, Chicago's Premiere Tittyshaker!"
Via Grottu Orloff's Pad!