Dancing Zebra For Hire

Hey! Make your next party one they'll be talking about for weeks. Hire a Dancing Zebra from Earl Scheib's "What-The-Vuck" Costumed Entertainers. This old boy (complete with two "animators") has charm to burn, and will entertain your party attendees with simulated regurgitation and defecation, rendition of punk rock standards, and Don Rickles style insult comedy. Very reasonable rates; available for day and night engagements. Each zebra has been neutered.


Many Thanks to Everlasting Blort