Dude Lower Left

"Oh, Sweet Mary Mom Of Jesus, she had the hard-boiled eggs and fava beans for breakfast!"


Eternally Grateful to It's Not Safe Here

Offensive

"Hey, who cut the cheese?"


Many Thanks to Booooooom!

Please Do Not Be Alarmed

I am Takahishi, Spectral Ranger from the Marpal Galaxy. I am tracking a fugitive from the Mung Dokka Prison Chain. He is a Pard Planet native known as Fache-Trarna, which translates to "he which enjoys probing solid waste bio-chutes". He is very dangerous. 


I will give you a weapon with which to protect yourself. It looks like a breast pump, but trust me, it is very powerful and it will intimidate Fache-Trarna. 


Now, should he show up, I can be summoned by the sound of intestinal gas passing from your anal orifice while you are enunciating my name. I just need to get a sample of the tonal characteristics.


Thank you. Now I bid you farewell and good luck. I must be on my way.


Source: Bikini Machines