You May Be Just What I'm Looking For

Gallaplacidia focused her penetrating gaze on the gentleman. She had been looking for a suitable corpse to present to her master, The Leperous Centurion, for fermentation and incorporation in a skin poultice. The object of her devotion never let his disease interfere with his evil-doing, so the abduction and subsequent murder of Mr. A.A. Pellbrungus would serve several objectives. The demoness would continue to accrue respect from her benefactor.


Another Great Steal From Sloth Unleashed

Ima Cut Yer Pencil Neck, Fred

Serial killer Jeannie McEntyre setting up her neck, er, next victim at her parent's house in Big Water, Utah, January, 1958. When Jeannie was eventually caught and tried, it came out that her parents, Polly and Ernest, always collaborated with Jeannie in acquiring her preys. Freddie Borple's head was found in a Goodwill donation box but his body was never recovered.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Police Are Looking For An Outsized, Ambulatory Cell Phone

Final moments of a telephone box.


Via 2-Headed Snake

Haven't Killed Anything Today Yet

Vaya a matar al pequeño gatito.


Source: Bababadalgharag

Why No, I Didn't Hire A Robot To Keep An Eye On The Kids

CX-21 (Child Exterminator Robot model 21) exults -- another successful mission.


Grazie a Fuck Yeah Dementia