Titanic Needs

...that no man was big enough to satisfy.


Klept from Retrogasm

I Got A Wiener For You

God Bless Luna Pancake! For This Image

Where He Wants To Be

Eternally Grateful to Negative Pleasure 2

Fish-Fly, Door-knob Me Not

The Horse, Radish, is quite nice on the double-teat twins' lingerie. They are curious about the large housewife-hand that threatens to slap them with a fine for lacking cerebrums. But, they worry not, for their breasts are the highlight of the brainless talliwag squirting ceremonies.


Via Random Index

We Relish What We Do

"We shove the poles in the holes, People."


Courtesy of I'll Tumblr For Ya

Well, Since You Asked

Actually, you remind me of pussy more than dick, but we won't quibble over equipment concerns.

Happily Pillaged from Lethal Dose

That's Because

Stephanie's too busy checking out Lisa's tits. 


Many Thanks to It Is Not Safe Here

We-ell

I would say, "let me look that up in my dick-tionary first".


Cheerfully Pillaged From Turhan's Bey Company

The Quim With The Magnetic Personality

The Naked 200-Foot Woman strikes again.


Via Lethal Dose

From The Office Of Sexual Hygeine

This timely PSA. Yow.


Grates to Retrogasm