Oh, Please, Sir, Buy A Flower From Me

My poor old mother can no longer sell her body to buy us food. I give green stamps.


Many Thanks to Cosmic Machine

Order The Knick-Knack Fever Bouquet

from Not Just Any Old Posies. The perfect thing for you fellows that want to impress that special dowager.  $350.00 delivery and set up.


Via She Walks Softly

Shamakkah Was A Little Too Enthusiastic For His Own Good

Uh, Ginger. Uh, sorry I ripped your clothes and threw you down the stairs. I kinda got carried away, I really like you a whole lot. Uh, hope you liked the flowers. Shamon.


Many Thanks to Life On Mars

She's Sunbathing Nude Again

Champ! Champ!!  You wanna finish that up, or come in now and watch a "Leave It To Beaver" rerun?


Don't you fucking dare slosh that all over my nasturtiums.