Mr. Bad Attitude

Much Obliged to Collected Letters of the Widow Flannigan

My Kinda Gal

Not really.


Via A 1000 Broken Dreams

After All

The colts were at their grandmother's all day, and her welfare check would arrive in the afternoon mail. It was all good.


Swiped From A 1000 Broken Dreams

Well, That Makes Sense --

Since, God help me, I love you. Here's a towelette.


Klept From A 1000 Broken Dreams

Sh'yeah Right

Last time I fell for that one, I woke up in the middle of being anally probed.


Courtesy of  Bababadalgharag

Yes, Miss Bette

"Only the most expensive sentiment for me."


Grazie a A 1000 Broken Dreams

Well, In That Case...

So, if I, like, get naked, and lie on this ratty mattress in this shithole, and let you photograph me, you'll pay me a lot of bucks, and it will get on the Internet, and hipsters everywhere will say "Artistic, artistic..."?


Courtesy of Mustardy Yellow Aura

I Had Boiled It Down To One Of The Two

Charlie was great in bed, but then, J-Hov was promising me eternal youth and a $1000 gift card from Macy's....

Courtesy of Retrogasm