Causation

Yes, the gathering of nubile, naked bodies had sent out an invisible beacon to the eye harpies, who showed up to torment the nudists with their shame-rays.

Pillaged from Vintage Geek Culture

Unless, Of Course, You Are Cheryl Tunt

Then you tell your co-workers as well.


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