Naughty Snow White

"Oh, you little fuckers. Oh, you're so good with those little hands. Babies, babies."

Much Obliged to Novocaine Lipstick

Hello, Sweetie? It's The Prince

"I need another kiss ASAP. Can you come over to Main and Stark. I'll be next to the phone box. I retained my human size, but, well, you know what to expect. Yeah, thanks, Kiddo. I'll make it worth your while."


Grazie a Sloth Unleashed

Mr. Grouchy-Pooch

"Well, if it's a RIDING hood, how come you're walking?"


Grates to It's Not Safe Here

Where's Prince Charming When Ya Need Him?

Ms. White was detained forcibly for questioning regarding a large cache of diamonds found in her apartment. She claims that they were mined by the seven small men that cohabitate with her. Police are looking to talk to Messrs. Sneezy, Sloppy, Smarmy, Sexxy, Snobby, Slushy, and Sucky.

Muchas Gracias a Sloth Unleashed