Not Quite

Turns out, after Claire's answering of the personal ad from a "devotee of Ancient Egypt", the actual tryst did not quite live up to her expectations.

Nicked from Humanity Is TrasHumanity Is Trash

Teh Future

Many thanks to Roger Wilkerson, Suburban Legend

Avast Ye!

The emergence of Madame's assets were greeted with applause and cheers.

From my Facebook page, The Hell You Say

Presentation Is Everything

Costume design can be used to cause 'titillation intrigue' by exposing and lifting the breasts in a way that they are not ordinarily seen. This costume is an example of the concept, as not only does it expose the top of the breast but also a fair amount of the line of the underside allowing for the fulsomeness of the organ to be accessed by the eye.


Courtesy of Retrogasm

Bosco Didn't Usually Do One Night Stands

But the little boy was so darling, and he swore that he had doggie treats.


Courtesy of Retrogasm

Otherwise Known As

Mr. Horny Toad.


Many Thanks to MustardYellowAura

Whatever Movie This Is For

I want it!


Courtesy of Days Run Away

Come Here, Big Boy

I've always been a sucker for mad scientists.


Many Thanks to Retro Geek Girl

Dreams Of The Mid-Century Pubescent

When I was a teenager in the 60s and the hormones were running high, I was always looking for a televised movie that had some sexually provocative imagery in it. I can tell you that I would have been extremely excited to see a movie that incorporated a scene like the one above in a scary movie. Even though, in this particular rendition, no overt nudity is to be seen. But the potential is definitely there.


But, one could not, in those days, expect to see the sort of stuff you could see in a "man's magazine" in the sort of movie they might acquire for local broadcast.


Pity.


From The Bounty That Is It Is Not Safe Here

Just Don't Try To Sell It On The Front Lawn

...unless you want to get your little ass arrested.


Swiped From Tack-O-Rama

The Problem

...with hiring gay bellboys.


Increased wardrobe thefts.


Nicked From Tack-O-Rama

No, You Imbecile

"Your penis will not be able to unbutton my blouse."


Nicked From I'll Tumblr For Ya

You Like My Wallpaper, Darling?

"I just love dressing in front of you."


From The Bounty That Is Simple Dreams

It Wasn't Quite What Tiffany Had Had In Mind

When her BFF asked her to go to church with her.


"Uh, you guys are Unitarians, right?"


Many Thanks to Bleeding Brains

A Selection Of

Post-Medieval head lice habitats.


Many Thanks to RetroFuture