It's Unfortunate

When your dog is the cutest thing in the picture.


Happily Pillaged From Luna Pancake!

Maddy (Almost) Gets 'em On Their Feet

The only band that could make the Hundredaires Club seriously consider rising from their wheelchairs.


"C'mon, you Frug Babies. Getcher glutes off those rollers and shake with Maddy!"


image Courtesy of Tofutti Break

Really, Baby?

You think I play better topless? Well, I am willing to try anything to make it through this etude.


Much Obliged to Luna Pancake!

Well, Duh

I need a pamphlet to tell me they mean a lot of boffo 80s techno/dance music?


I don't t'ink so.


From The Womb of Tack-O-Rama

The Sound Of Music On Acid

My idea of the perfect movie for Saturday 2:30 am.


Much Obliged to Bleeding Brains

And Now From The Bowels Of Hell

The Stinking Corpses, singing their latest hit "I Like It(When You Blow Pus)". Saturday night at the Pandemonium, bar opens at 9:00 pm.


Many Thanks to Monster Man

Cunt-try Swingin'

A snapshot of the all girl C&W band, the Farmer's Daughters, who were notorious for their off-color original songs, including "Horny Jim" and "I Ain't No Milk Cow, So Stop Pullin' On My Tits".


Courtesy of Peach Bee

Shut Yo Hole, You Pusseh!

"No more rap music, pleeeeeze."


Grazie a A 1000 Broken Dreams

Oh, Baby

Nothing puts your man in the mood like your cranking up the theremin. 


Many Thanks to Retrozone

Oh, And That Makes It Okay?

Whoa!


From the Venerable Sex Dog

Alright, That's It, Young Man

No more Enya for a while.


Via Fuck Yeah Dementia

Never Come Between A Man And His Music

Source: Mustardy Yellow Aura

Would You Like To Join Our Hootenanny?

"Puff, The Magic Dragon" coming right up.


Much Obliged to Mustardy Yellow Aura

They Don't Call Her Jackie O. For Nuthin'

Here's a little music for you. Quite catchy, and unusual for its vintage and rather obvious sexual overtones. I mean, c'mon, folks, you ain't foolin' anybody. This kind of startlingly unexpected prurience is what I like to find in music I choose for my sets on Blip.FM.

Gracious Me, Boys . . .

...what in the world have you been into???

Source: Sloth Unleashed

Nuff Said?

  
Soon to be covered by Li'l Kim

Courtesy of Retrogasm

Pleased To Meet You

Hope you guessed my name... (Hoo Hoo)

Source: Chateau Thombeau 

Meanwhile, Back At John Birch U.

All the girls agreed that Ozzy was just the most.

Thanks, again, to Chateau Thombeau

The Music You've Been Missing All These Years

If you are enjoying Squashpants' sense of humor as reflected in "Hot Buttered Groat Clusters", then you might like his musical offerings as well. Blip.FM is a streaming music venue that also accommodates social interaction. You have a vast musical database from which to select and play just about any song you can think of, and then launch it on a Twitter-like packet with your witty comments and shout-outs to other DJs. 

My sets are eclectic mixes of seldom-heard oldies, psychedelia, strong R&B, New Wave and New Age, novelty, and interesting arcania. My promise to listeners is that, if they choose to play anything I launch, they will immediately like the tune. "Catchiness" is the catchword. 

   

I will be doing a set tonight, starting about 6:30 CDT. Make me one of your favorite DJ's (yes, my djname is "Squashpants")

                                                                                    Thanks!