Offhand Conversation

"Hey, Night Demon."
"Hey, Nightmare. Whatcha up to?"
"Oh, just getting ready to relieve you."

Pillaged from Ghastly Delights

God Bless

static cling.

Image courtesy of Novocaine Lipstick

We Both Like

...skinny-dipping. Imagine that!

Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Honey?

Where did you put the turkey baster?

Much Obliged to DTYBYWL

Doot Doot Doo

...lookin' out my back door!


Many Thanks to Bleeding Brains

Dashboards Have Always Fascinated Me

Dashes began to get more interesting in the later 50s. This is one from a 1958 Ford, featuring the curved overhang and the bubble at the steering wheel, a classic form that survives to today's cars.


Via Luna Pancake!

Is This Really

...an issue for young women? Is the tampon persona non grata?


Eternally Grateful to Retrogasm

Mommy, I Learned A New Word At School

That's very nice, Dear. But I would have thought they had taught you "cunnilingus" or "vulva" or something equally sophisticated by now.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Talk About Your Bad Aim

Camel Toes in the Stream?


Courtesy of Atompunk

Happy Now, Tree?

Klept From Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

She's Quite Beastly

And she'll whip you into shape. She's Miss Begotten and she ain't messin' around, Chum.


Eternally Grateful to Random Index

Looks Good On You

Not just saying that, either, Dude. Quite becoming.


Much Obliged to Random Index

Em Essgee, Bodhisattva of Fast Food

Offering supplicants the Taco of Beneficence. With extra sauce.


Many Thanks to DTYBYWL

And The Really Sad Thing Is

"...they can't even masturbate!"


Via I'll Tumblr For Ya

We Like To Call This

Horseback Riding With Many Pendulous Objects

Via Low Down Coyote

Queen Yang Guey Fei

Reigned in 8th Century China. Renowned for her robust nipples.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Queen Goddess Maiya

Throwing up all Creation.


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

Who's Impatient?!

Dr. Verheyen wasn't going to let a temporary shortage of cadavers to impede his studies of human anatomy. So, chop, slice, and he had his lower leg exhibit.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Moucho Grarx

In Parallel Universe 39, the alternate for the Marx Brothers was the Grarx Bros, including the sly and lecherous Moucho, who was fond of removing his nose and inserting it up attractive ladies' dresses.


Many Thanks to Mira y Calla

My Kinda Gal

Not really.


Via A 1000 Broken Dreams