Kurt blew his brains out. Surprised? I didn't think so.
Many Thanks to Tack-O-Rama
United Nations Drama Queen of 2011, Karlotta Krinjh has never known a mellow moment. It has been said that one morning when she discovered a pitcher of Sangria had been left out of the refrigerator overnight, she exclaimed, "As God as my witness, I will never recover my will to live having found my wine has warmed above 18 degrees Celsius. Someone hand me a dagger, for my heart is no longer happy whole."
Many Thanks to No, You Shut Up
How long ago did you have the Carpal Tunnel surgery?
Another Fine Steal From It's Not Safe Here
Come on in, Rudy. I just cut you a piece of that Rutabaga-Oyster Pie I told you about.
Source: It's Not Safe Here
Dorrie had reached a point where she felt the only way out was to kill herself. Taking a cue from all the old movies she had seen, she decided to stick her head in the oven. Unfortunately, it was a microwave oven, and, once she had inserted her head, she couldn't close the door to operate it.
Thank you very much,
Chateau Thombeau
