The Ur-Shmyzzpaks From The Planet Spogg

"We're really not much different from you Earth folk. We just have a much newer car."


Pilfered from Aliens and Ice Cream

Family Portrait

The Skywalkers.


Via Aliens and Ice Cream

The Family

...that wears clown pants together, really doesn't want you to know what else they do together.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Thanks For The Heads Up, Dildo

Phoebe thought,  "It'll give me time to call my five older brothers to be here so they can process you into hamburger meat for cannibals."


Courtesy of A 1000 Broken Dreams

Just Another Day With the Blehborgians

Young Mergdorf is happy coz it's milking day.


Happily Pillaged From Fuck Yeah Dementia

Maybe I Could Go To An Orphanage

Hermione always felt like the Stork had gotten the address wrong when she was delivered.

Courtesy of Weird Animals Eating Chemicals