Girlfriend, This Is The Funnest Bunch!

"Really, we should bring them home with us, break out the cha-cha records and put a fondue on. Ya know, LiLi is studying anthropology at the University and has some wild stories about South American indian tribes. And Irving is in charge of the computer department at BBDC's New York City branch. Did you know that he believes that we will all have a computer in our home in the future? Oh, and that Ingrid, is she ever a naughty thing. Really, Priscilla, these are my kinda folks, and I insist we have them in. C'mon, the day is young, Darling."


Much Obliged to Lethal Dose

Pete Had To Agree

When Tina started dancing with the palm trees, it was time to call it a night.


Muchas Gracias a Lethal Dose

Just Like Certain Earthly Birds

The Dfilii of the Crab Nebula, sector 73221, started out as reptilian sentients and after millions of years evolved bodies that could live in space. No atmosphere was required, however, they did need to have regular nourishment from Shepherd Entities, who produces a hybrid matter-energy stew that they vomited for the Dfilii regulars to partake of. Here we see feeding time for one the their tribes.


Image Courtesy of My Dear Wife

Don't Be Fooled

Claire knew how to party. Give her a glass of Chardonnay and the next thing you knew, she had completely taken off her suit jacket and was quoting Balzac.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Where The Hell Have You Been?

"You knew we were having this party and you chose now to go have your face sanded?"


Via Will You Look At That?

We Were Partying

Hey, Pal, I had a wild Saturday night. I partied with gorgeous twins wearing nothing but party hats.


Another Great Cop From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

You Call This A Party?

I've had better times in a rotting log with a six-pack of snake eggs.


Many Thanks to Day's Run Away

Yum Yum!

How can I get an invitation to this tea party?!


Many Thanks to Aliens and Ice Cream

Dressed To Have My Vagina Filled

Looks like  "Prelude to the Afternoon of Some Porn".


Via Retrozone

Come Celebrate

Gertie had had a Near Death Experience when she was 55. She enjoyed her brief time on the Other Side so much, that she's been wanting to go back for the longest time. When she was diagnosed with liver cancer, she was beside herself with joy.


Via Keepbusy.net

Encroacher

Sean was as tolerant as the next punk, but when Bess brought her poseur Aunt Matilda with her to this party, his patience with aging interlopers was stretched to the breaking point.


Mnay Thanks to Oooh So Good

When You Know Who Your Real Friends Are

Montgomery invited all his friends to his fabulous penthouse party, but the only ones who showed were Precious Pup and Goldie the Giraffe. A splendid time was had by all.

Thanks to Chateau Thombeau

Overheard At The Party

"Like our new hostess uniform?"    (Thanks to Retrogasm)