Death Had Met His Match

Death had come for Polly, and Polly was happier than a pig in shit. She tried to get Death to join her in a celebration drink. 

But the Death Angel was just flummoxed by the girl's lack of dread.

Ripped off from Ghastly Delights

R.I.P.

Mr. Richard "Dick" Dale, was laid to rest Wednesday. Mr. Dale died when his amplifier fell off of the surfboard he was riding, and electrocuted him to death.

Many thanks to Novocaine Lipstick

I Get That Question A Lot

"Yeah, people are always asking me, 'Miss Joplin, what do you think you will be doing in the year 2000?'. Well, I don't know. I suppose I'll be doing 'Bobby McGee' for audiences on the Moon. Ha-ha!"


Many Thanks to Sorry You Didn't Hear

But Not Necessarily In That Order

Courtesy of Monster Man

WTF, Nurse?!?!

The doctor is prescribing a shocking revelation?! Let me guess, this is going to cost me an arm and leg, right?


Via Tack-O-Rama

Yeah, I Was Thinkin'

I'd choke on my vomit. You?


Courtesy of RockyRakoon

Your Wish Is Granted, Rue

Grazie a A 1000 Broken Dreams

Sent Packin'

Edgar was devestated. Astro-Trixie had sent him packing from their cozy little lunar module. Now he would have to find a little arroyo in which to sit and wait for his oxygen supply to run out. He knew he would welcome his end.


Courtesy of Ffffound!

Bookmark or Reminder?

The skull of Nostradamus sat comfortably between page 176 and 177 of the tome, blissfully unaware of the peacock quill behind, which Locke used to make annotations. The dead don't care to read, only to repose. Let the living be concerned with the knowledge of this world.


Eternally Grateful to She Walks Slowly

WTF!?!

What is it with Mexicans and death? Weird.


Grates to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

The Ugly Truth

And I'm a cat person!


Lifted From Sloth Unleashed

Come Celebrate

Gertie had had a Near Death Experience when she was 55. She enjoyed her brief time on the Other Side so much, that she's been wanting to go back for the longest time. When she was diagnosed with liver cancer, she was beside herself with joy.


Via Keepbusy.net

Talk About Your Furniture To Die For

This is a coffin couch. Part of the Existential Essentials collection from Kuhner. For your everlasting comfort.

Many thanks to Chateau Thombeau

Hokey Smoke

The relationship between Pygmalia and her pet squirrel, Rocky, had been such that once his spiritual component had departed, she just could not part with his physical component. Oh, did she love her Rocky....

Via Chateau Thombeau