Showing posts with label queefing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label queefing. Show all posts

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Mapa Sheefa, Queefing Entertainer Extraordinaire

Ms. Sheefa is at the forefront of a new entertainment phenomenon, Queefonics. She is the premier queefon, able to express incredible scats through her vagina, in some cases, evoking harmonics with her vocal sounding. Concert attendees in the first row report experiencing trance-like states from the enchanting combination of vocal and queef harmonies and the fragrance of the queefon's instrument.


Bracing!


Many Thanks to DTYBYWL

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

You'll Never Get Me To Betray My Tribe

Some Normals had ambushed and captured Shridumga. They didn't know that she was the princep of TarQuardnuu tribe and could command a lordly ransom. They were probably just happy to come upon someone who they could force to tell about the layout of the tribal camp. However, they also were ignorant of her mutant ability, that of deadly gaseous queefing, severe enough to cause a man's face to dissolve. 


She would bide her time and wait til a sufficent number of them were with her in a small space.


Eternally Grateful to You Can't Piss On Hospitality